the princess and the pee

once upon a time, in the faraway land of "the meadows", there was a royal family. they lived in a tiny fortress, but made up for it's lack of size by visiting the local wal*mart supercenter often.

one night, queen jenna pleaded with king D ~"we must go to wal*mart as princess lolo is just about out of diapers."

king D replied~ "alas, my beautiful, loving, adoring, intelligent queen, you are right. we must go this evening, or lolo will be forever known as the princess and the pee."

so the royal family, including the recently knighted warrior, zeke, loaded into their silver carriage to avert another crisis.

once there, the queen was approached by 2 peasants with a sign reading "FREE HUGS". with the word FREE on the sign, it was like drawing pooh bear to honey. the hug brought a radiant smile to the queen's face and taught her the importance of being kind to strangers.

MORALS OF THE STORY:

1. don't look a gift horse in the mouth

2. hugs are better than drugs

3. the golden rule ~ do unto others as you'd have done to you